
Three Little Maids from School
Persephone, Phoebe, and Princess
It all started with Romulus, a burly handsome male, who strutted around campus with quite a style, quite in the vein of Pepé le Pew. He had discovered the droppings from the bird feeder that the doves would topple over in their effort to eat “ensemble.” Romulus stopped by in the evenings for a nibble. On one such occasion, he brought Persephone. It was a date! The peanuts, I’m sure, were the allure; they became regulars. One evening, Persephone came on her own! She was scratching away at the dirt in search of nutty treasures, when Romulus showed up... with another girl! I heard her shriek and ran down to see what on earth was going on. She blasted him. His new girl went running off into the woods with her tail between her legs, and Romulus, fully “baptized” followed, not to be seen again. Persephone claimed the turf her own. But “good eats” travels fast in these parts and soon Phoebe, then Princess, began to jostle Persephone in competition... I vowed
to teach them manners, but quite honestly, the upside of this odorous story is
coyotes are seen no longer.
—Alexandra de la Vega
